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Witticisms

I've been spending my time collecting witty phrases to share with you. Some are from the Internet, others I made up. Enjoy:

This device is cuter than a box of puppiesThe back seat is harder to get into than MITCheaper than pirated softwareIf your tumor were any more minor it would need a hardhat with a light on itThe engine guzzles more than a college student at spring breakIt's uglier than an Elton John outfitIt's sexier than a 1973 PorcheHe's more washed out than a room full of MaytagsHe's as washed up as an oil-covered duckAs useless as a chocolate kettleHe's brighter than HiroshimaHe's as dim as a 40 watt bulbThe grinding noise it makes is louder than an American touristMore persistent than a tabloid journalistThis perfume smells worse than a political cover-upThis supermarket has more isles than the Hawaiian ArchipelagoMore distracting than a teenager with a cell phoneThis thing has more wires than a coathanger factoryA heater that beats cold weather li…
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