Pants

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I saw a chef walking down the street today. I could tell he was a chef because of his weird-looking pants. Naturally, this got me wondering about who else wears strange pants.

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Chefs
If you're a chef and you're late to work, wear your pajamas. Nobody will notice the difference.

Golfers
Some golfing pants are handed down from generation to generation, never getting washed so as to preserve the luck.

Clowns
If your jokes are no good, you can always rely on your fashion to make the audience laugh.

Mascots

Wear this, but only if you have the figure for it.

Knights in Shining Armor

Sneak up on the heavily armed castle wearing these metal pants.

Elvis


Don't. Only Elvis can get away with pants like these.



Curlers

Curling is a strange sport as it is, so what's with these pants?

Beefeaters

No pants here. But of course, in England, nobody wears pants...they wear trousers.


Fishermen
There's nothing like these snazzy rubber pants to attract the fish.

Wonder Sauna Hot Pants Wearers



If you want to be accepted among polite company or otherwise, don't ever let anyone see you wearing these pants - not your friends, your family or your neighbors.

Teenager
Don't question the wearer about why he wears these pants slipping halfway down. If you have to ask, you just don't get it.


Scotsmen



Not pants, but better than nothing.


Comments

  1. Yossi KarpJuly 17, 2012 at 7:35 AM

    Saw this one this morning:

    Geeks: Air-conditioned pants!
    http://www.gizmag.com/kuchofuku-air-conditioned-pants/23335/

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